So whats going on in the other car forums?

[Ryan T]

Found this on an SVT site, thought you guys might get a kick out of it.

What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

[BLINGMW]

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

:lol: best one cause I've often wondered if people who own those cars ever noticed that! "why does everyone creep up on me cautiously, get beside me, then look all flustered and speed off?" :lol:

Fiero and flame retardant suit is a low blow.

[WRXtranceformed]

I get so pissed off at assholes that drive cars that look like standard issue cop cars. If this is anyone that reads this forum, you're gay~!

[Ryan T]

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

:lol: best one cause I've often wondered if people who own those cars ever noticed that! "why does everyone creep up on me cautiously, get beside me, then look all flustered and speed off?" :lol:

I went to the beach for a week with my friend and his dad a few summers back. We drove my friends Pontiac and his dad drove his crown vic business car. It has 3 attennas (he works for the state) and people would absolutely fly past me and my friend and slam on their brakes and inch past his dad. It was great.

[Mike]

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Bahahahaha! Picture this in your head... The guy's facial expression.... BAHAHAH! My others favs are Vette, Saturn, and Accord.

[ScottyB]

haha i like the hummer and rx7 ones. and yeah, the accord one is disturbingly true.

[Sijray21]

haha, great!

[KPWSerpiente]

I see no DSM...so I have written a few:

"Bought a 93 GS -> how do I swap an EVO8 motor in?

"Blew my gsx tranny up again..should I be launching at 7k instead of 8???!"

"Clutch sticks to floor. Please tell me it isn't crankwalk..."

-T

[Mike]

travis

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

[Dave]

travis

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

The ADD kicked in and he didn't make it that far down the list .

[bassmangrammy]

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Damn kids. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. Oh, I love a good belly laugh.

[KPWSerpiente]

Fuck me... I read that shit and thought it was for a WRX.

-T

[ButtDyno]

Fuck me... I read that shit and thought it was for a WRX.

ZING!