..... (mikey's turn)
#1
In the parking lot at work yesterday I was in my trunk grabbing some shit and realize someone must have hit my rear taillight with something, but it doesn't appear to be a car. Cracked in half, and kind of a bitch to find used. Joy.

THEN I get home after one of the most bizarre nights ever and find my car has been egged. Thank god they didn't get any on the roof...
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#2
I know you all are saying "that guy is a complete moron,"

in a nutshell :lol:
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#3
just glad to be alive... i think i need to cut down on my drinking a bit.
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#4
you definitely need to cut back on something, or maybe hire somebody to watch you when you go out drinking.
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#5
Mikey gets the most action... because he was grabbed by a tranny.


oh boy.
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#6
action is action Tongue
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

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#7
So when you were picked up by the said tranny, how did you get there? Metro? You didn't leave your car in DC? or did you?

OT: there was a field sobriety check on old keene mill. My friend was asked to step out of the car but he passed. I was scared shitless, he was scared even more obviously.
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#8
How did I get where? DC? Cab.
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

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#9
Man I'm sorry to hear about that =( What's with people who do stuff like that? I definitely feel your pain Mike.
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#10
Mike Wrote:just glad to be alive... i think i need to cut down on my drinking a bit.

I say that every night I drink!

this morning I woke up and had 5 bottles of ketchup and a lotta salt and pepper shakers :hammer:
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#11
WTF Mike... now that's a story... where in Arlington are you living now?
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#12
i live right by ballston commons on the weekends Tongue i usually have a bed (someone is usually traveling), but i couch is what i call home.

during the week i live with the rents in herndon.
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#13
Mike Wrote:i live with my boyfriend right by ballston commons on the weekends
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#14
Watch out for checkpoints people, they are everywhere.
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#15
Feersty Wrote:Watch out for checkpoints people, they are everywhere.

:?:
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

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Feersty Wrote:OT: there was a field sobriety check on old keene mill. My friend was asked to step out of the car but he passed. I was scared shitless, he was scared even more obviously.
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#17
:?:

Mike was taking cabs
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#18
I think it was just a FYI
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#19
quality story Mike, glad you survived relatively unmolested.
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#20
.paul Wrote:I think it was just a FYI

it was totally irrelevant other than the fact that it has to do with alcohol.
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

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